Kate Middleton dressed in green for the St. Patrick’s Day parade where she addressed troops of the 1st Battalion Irish Guards. Kate made small talk with one of the guards saying: “I’d like to have a boy and William would like a girl”.
Kate Middleton’s due date has been confirmed. The Royal couple will be expecting their first born in July! While the official statement was sparse on details, we can only imagine that the entire family is overjoyed.
This just in: The attending nurse who fell for a prank phone call from an Australian radio station and connected radio DJs to The Royal Family’s nursing staff to learn about Kate Middleton’s condition has killed themselves. The Royal Family has spoken out and so has the radio station.
Oh thank goodness. Kate Middleton has finally been released from the hospital and is feeling better and in good spirits. Kate was admitted earlier this week for acute morning sickness and has been released today but more rest is still required.